How to kill yourself softly, gently, but surely

Ingredients:

• 20 pcs. Biogesic (2 blister packs)
• 1 bottle Baygon
  
• 1/4 cup of Racumin
• 1/2 teaspoon muriatic acid
• A pinch of Tide Ultra with Bleach

Procedure:

1. Pour the contents of Baygon into a pitcher. Add in the Racumin.
   
2. Dissolve the Biogesic tablets in the mixture. Mix very very well. Shake it like you never shook it before.
3. Store in the refrigerator for 30 minutes. Let it chill.
4. Get the mixture and add in a dash of Tide Ultra along with the muriatic acid. (Tip: wear gloves to protect your hands.)
5. Shake it again, shake it as if you haven't shaken it earlier.
6. Pour the finished product into a glass wine. Decorate with cherries of lime slices.
7. Smile and say your last words.
8. Drink it with poise. Perfect to share with friends. Don't rush it! Remember, the ingredients are expensive.
9. If you're still alive, call your MOM and tell her, "Mom, I saw a light! That's the only light in the room. Is that DAD?". Wait for further instructions.
10. Count 123, then surprise! Suddenly, you're dead!
    

Would you know my name? If I saw you in heaven? Just call my name, I'll be there. Promise, like I never said "promise" before! *pinkie swear*

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*This portion was brought to you by the joint efforts of Mcrey Marcelo and Kate Sevilla. Watch out for instructional videos with demonstration courtesy of Paul Song. In YouTube soon. 

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