Ano daw Jolibee???

MAG-INGAT KA JOLIBEE BAKA KUNG ANO ANG MANGYARI SA IYO EH...

Miss you like Never Before: Now on its 33rd Week!

1, 2, 3, 4 Hi 5!

This is super fucking unbelievable. I can't help but to blame myself for the things that came out of proportion. Though I tried my best not to think about it, I can't help but to ask myself why the fuck am I thinking of hurting myself! I'm not suicidal but sometime, I think it would be best if I will just kill me and leave everything behind and let all the motherfucking shit load of problems die with the wind.

There is no easy way in saying goodbye because no watter what you do, nothing will ever change!

Never in my life have I thought to slashing my wrist nor hang myself to death. I may look like the biggest shit made in history of history but still, I know how to feel and how to be emo (fuck, ask google how). Have you ever felt your blood running through your veins up to your head? Or your blood to be as cold as chilled water? Well that was what I felt awhile ago. A lot of things burst out of my head and it felt like hell. It was as if you want to do something but you just can't because nothing was left inside and your hands were trembling very badly?

Good thing I have friends here who never failed to read (listen to) my sentiments. They were able to salvage another soul from descending deep down in hell. But guess what, I deleted my blog and posted my final entry there to say goodbye to my blogger friends (I kept this one on my list by the way). I deleted all my friends in facebook and made myself private in that site so my name will no longer be visible in any search engines.

Don't want to go chipping [from the root word, CHIP(s)] around, I think I'm feeling better now (no, I suddenly realize ending my life would just lead to another mistake - even Papa Jesus will agree on that) and hopefully, i'll get even better as days go by.

Tang ina, so these are all the shits that you have to go through before your birthday?

Puta, I have plenty of things to fix this time plus an application that I have to accomplish before Wednesday to catch up the deadline for submission of graduation application.

Why the fuck do I need to do this?

Pinoy Henyo (John Kramer Edition)

"Hello, (name of player). I want to play a game. All your life, you've been doing this and that without even thinking of that and this.

"Ngayon, nakaupo ka sa isang chamber. Ang iyong ulo ay naka-lock sa isang device na mabubuksan lamang kapag nahulaan mo ang word of the day.

"Sa iyong noo ay mayroong cardboard kung saan nakasulat ang word of the day. Nasa harap mo ngayong ang iyong (kaibigan/kaaway/kamag-anak/kakilala) na nakakadena sa isang krus. Siya lamang ang makakatulong sa iyo upang mahulaan ang word of the day, ngunit wala siyang maibibigay na clue. Ang maaari lang niyang sabihin ay 'oo', 'hindi', at 'pwede'.

"Mayro'n kang dalawang minuto upang hulaan ang word of the day. Timer starts as soon as I reveal the word written on the cardboard on your forehead. Habang pumapatak ang oras, unti-unting mapipilipit ang mga kamay at binti ng tao sa harap mo. Kapag naubos ang oras, sasabog ang device sa iyong ulo, at mapipilipit din ang ulo ng iyong kasama.

"Nasa iyong kamay kung maililigtas mo ang iyong sarili at ang tao sa iyong harapan.

"Live or die, (name of player). Make your choice."

** Ang Pinoy Henyo (John Kramer Edition) ay isang proyektong bahagi ng kampanya laban sa Population Explosion sa bansang Pilipinas. Inspired by the "Saw" movie.

Pinoy Big Slaughter House

Mechanics:

1. Mandatory sa lahat ng mga households na may lima o higit pang miyembro ang pagsali sa game show.
2. Lalagyan ng surveillance cameras ang buong bahay ng mga naturang households upang obserbahan ang mga nakatira dito.
3. Bawat taon ay mag-vo-vote out ang mga miyembro ng household ng isa sa kanila; siyempre, kailangan ipaliwanag nila kung bakit nila napiling i-vote out ang sinumang pinili nila.
4. Ang taong ma-vo-vote out mula sa household ay ipapakain sa mga endangered species ng Pilipinas, tulad ng monkey-eating eagle.
5. Magsisimulang muli ang cycle at muling mag-vo-vote out ang household ng isa sa kanila sa susunod na taon, hanggang sa maging lima (5) na lamang ang bilang ng kanilang household.

** Ang Pinoy Big Slaughter House ay isang proyektong bahagi ng kampanya laban sa Population Explosion sa bansang Pilipinas. Ang programang ito ay hindi lamang makatutulong na mabawasan ang lumolobong populasyon ng bansa kundi tumutulong din sa pangangalaga sa mga endangered species. Hitting two birds with one stone, ika nga.

Ang Daan Patungo Sa Population Control

Ito ang aming ultimate plan sa pagsugpo sa tumitinding population explosion dito sa Pilipinas!

1. Ibalik ang death penalty.
2. Ipatupad and two-child policy; ang sinumang lumabag ay hahatulan ng death penalty.
3. Sakupin natin ang USA and/or North Korea. Mga Senior Citizen ang ipapadala natin at calibre 45 ang kanilang gagamiting sandata, at saka pill box.
4. I-legalize ang pagpatay sa loob ng at least six (6) months.
5. Magpalaro ng mga Anti-Population Explosion game shows tulad ng mga sumusunod:
1. "Pinoy Big Slaughter House"
2. "Pinoy Henyo (John Kramer Edition)"

Abangan ang mechanics ng mga game show na 'yan sa susunod na mga kabanata ng Chenelyn Apocalypse!