Chenelyn Apocalypse & the Chocolate Coins

I will run for President kaagad, kasi I know I will not be corrupt.

-Kris Aquino on an interview with the manyakis Will R.

3:02 A.M. - I wont vote for Noynoy! Want to know why? Because he is lame and he follows order of his superiors! Why would he run at the first place? He is not even visible during his senatorial days and I have not heard anything from him like projects and other authorship of new laws and provisions. Also, why would you vote someone who doesn't even know about his life? I mean 40 years old na sya?! Ayaw nya pa rin magkaasawa? Baka naman ma-madam closet sya at hindi na sya mabigyan ng chance para lumigaya!

I really can't understand why a lot of people is looking forward to his candidacy. He doesn't have an identity friends! I bet, he will win because Cory had just died he is an AQUINO.

Hay naku, I better pray to God to give Kris Aquino a call para tumakbo na sya as President para naman maging cool ang bansa. At syempre, wala nang kurakot kasi ipapakita nya ang passbook ng bayan na binubuksan pa ng mga sexy babae habang siya ay tumatalon at nagtititili sa tuwa. Gets mo ba? Manood ka kasi ng dead or no deal!

I like Kris Aquino because she is very frank in T.V. I've seen a clip of her hosting Wowowee and I kinda admire her for asking if she is allowed to let the audience see the eight o clock chips just like what she always do in DOND. Tang ina yan tuloy bistado nanaman ang Wowowee na mandurudas ng tao!

Kris, if you are reading this, ask Noynoy to get married first and make his life happy before he makes ours. You know?! Ahahahah, tumataas na tuloy ang tone ko.

-Walang magawa. Hindi pa rin ako makatulog.